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RBF Eraser: Bitch-be-Gone

RBF Eraser: Bitch-be-Gone

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Do you suffer from Resting Bitch Face (RBF)? Are you tired of people asking you why you're so angry when you're really just minding your own business? Well, we've got the solution for you: RBF Eraser!

Our little smiley face pills are the perfect cure for RBF. Just pop one in your mouth and let the magic happen. Within minutes, your face will be transformed into a bright, cheerful, and approachable expression that says "Hey, I'm friendly!".

No more scowling at strangers, no more unintentionally intimidating your coworkers, and no more worrying about what people think of you. With RBF Eraser, you'll be the life of the party, the belle of the ball, and the friendliest person in the room.

And don't worry, our pills are completely safe and non-toxic. We've tested them on animals, babies, and even grumpy old men, and the results have been universally positive. So go ahead, give RBF Eraser a try. Your face - and your social life - will thank you.

So why wait? Order your RBF Eraser today and start smiling like you mean it. It's the perfect way to put your best face forward and show the world what a happy, friendly, and approachable person you actually are.

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