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Thoughts and Prayers™

Thoughts and Prayers™

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We meticulously bottle the Thoughts and Prayers™ of privileged white males (the only thing heard in American Society since 1760s) for guaranteed maximum effectiveness. You're welcome!

Tired of feeling helpless when tragedy strikes? Wish there was something you could do to make a difference? Well, now there is! Introducing Thoughts and Prayers™ - the ultimate solution for all your powerless feelings.

Our patented Thoughts and Prayers™ formula is scientifically proven to be 100% effective at making you feel like you're doing something to help. Just take one dose of Thoughts and Prayers™ and voila! You'll feel like a modern-day superhero, fighting evil with your mind and your heart.

And the best part? Thoughts and Prayers™ is completely safe and side-effect-free. You won't have to worry about pesky things like actually taking action or making real change. Just sit back, relax, and let the power of your thoughts and prayers do the work for you.

So the next time tragedy strikes, don't feel powerless. Don't feel like you can't make a difference. Just reach for Thoughts and Prayers™, the ultimate solution for all your ineffective feelings. Because when it comes to changing the world, sometimes it's the thought that counts.

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