Introducing NonEssential Oils, the revolutionary new product for people who love the smell of money - I mean, essential oils, but don't want to waste their hard-earned cash on overpriced snake oil.
Our scientists have figured out a way to extract the non-essential parts of the oils, so you can enjoy the fragrance without breaking the bank. Plus, with NonEssential Oils, you'll never have to worry about those pesky side effects like headaches, skin irritation, or empty wallets. That's where NonEssential Oils come in - they're just like essential oils, but without the essential part.
And the best part? NonEssential Oils are available through our fantastic network of women who sell our products. That's right, we're a multi-level marketing company, so you can get in on the ground floor of this exciting opportunity to sell overpriced scents to your friends and family.
So if you want to smell like a million bucks without spending it, try NonEssential Oils today!
May all your hopes and dreams come true.